🔥You Park Like An A - hole Bad Parking Prank Cards Look Like $50 Money from a Distance
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🚨 PARKING JUSTICE CARDS | 50-Pack Prank Notes for Reckless Parkers 🖨️ $50 Bill Illusion from Afar • Matte Finish • Water-Resistant Paper
✅ Why This Beats Honking
🃏MASTERFUL DECEPTION
- Hyper-Realistic $50 Front: Perfect bait from 10ft away 💵
- Matte Finish Texture: Feels like real currency until flipped✋
💥 🤬 MESSAGE THAT STINGS
- "FOOLED YOU!" header → instant shame activation 😳
- "You park like an Ahole!" in bold impact font → no misinterpretation 🚫
🌧️ 🛡️ ALL-WEATHER READY
- 300GSM Cardstock → survives rain/snow/frost ❄️☔
- Non-bleed ink → message stays sharp after downpour 💦
📦 🚀 DEPLOY ANYWHERE KIT
- 50 cards in resealable bag → stash in glovebox/pocket 🎒
- Universal size (2”x3.5”) → fits bikes, trucks, even yachts! 🚤
⚖️ Ethical Pranking Guide
① CONFIRM VIOLATION: Double parking / Handicap spot abuse / Blocking driveways 🚧
② DISCREET PLACEMENT: Tuck under wiper without confrontation 🥷
③ RETREAT & OBSERVE: Watch realization unfold from safe distance 👀
➡️ [ DEPLOY URBAN KARMA ] 🚗
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